I will now detail the events of such.
We bowled. I purchased rootbeer, frenchfries, and two cheeseburgers. I discoverd Faith was married to a decendent of Fred Flintstone, thus making her Faith Flintstone. Multiple people successfully lobotomized my son. My son still beat Faith's daughter in a race. Faith was fearce and scared me. Donald Trump came but was quickly vanquished by Tiny Tim.
Overall, it was pretty fun.
As for The Epic Adventure, nobody joined the call. David showed up for around ten seconds but then had to leave and we got nothing done.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo...